What did I say? | Things I never thought I would have to say as a parent

Y'all.. do you find yourself thinking "Did I really just have to say that" after talking to your children. Ahh, Welcome to my life.

I have two toddler girls who are full of spunk, sass and off the wall weirdness. I could probably write a book with all the things they have said to me or I have said to THEM but a blog post will do!

Here are a few that come to mind, I'm sure there will be plenty more in years to come. And when I say they can be weird- I am not exaggerating. Leave your judgement for a Facebook moms page.

A few mild ones to start us off, probably not too abnormal. I bet you've said them too. 

"Why are you naked?" 

"Don't put your finger in your butt"

"You can't eat playdough"

Not so bad right? Let's get a little weirder. 

"Don't dig in your poop"

"Leave the dogs butt alone!" 

"Don't lick your sister!" 

Now, totally left. I'm probably a lone wolf on these ones. 

"Don't put hot tamales (candy) in your vagina!"

"Stop trying to fart on your sister!" 

"Stop juggling my butt, please!"*

"Stop pinching my nipple!" *

*Disclaimer- the last two mainly happen in the shower. But have been said outside of the bathroom as well. I know, I know. But if you are a mom, you know the struggle and I'm sure have been there as well.

Oh, the beautiful joy of parenting. I hope everyone is having a great weekend! 

Thanks for reading!!